YOLO/im goffik

My life is so hard. I am misunderstood. Everything I do people always misunderstand me and call me a freak. I don't care. I am who I am. These black markings on my face show how individual I am. I am who I am. I was born this way. Black is my colour and the bat is my spiritual animal. At night I turn into a bat and I fly all over the world. I have seen what human eyes have not seen. I talk to the devil. He is my best friend. We usually have a chat at nights while I am a bat. I have told my friend how evil I am and that I cut myself and that I am a true bat but they don't believe me. I cut myself with my favourite saw. His name is Dark Blackness. My name is Black Darkness Forsaken Soul 666.

Today I ventured off in to the woods. I feel more at home there. But I also feel very at home in dark places such as the basement, attic and caves. I mostly live in a cave because my mother kicked me out of the house and my father ran after me with a shotgun shouting "YOU SPAWN OF SATAN!! BURN IN THE PITS OF HELL!"  I don't care what they say I am who I am so fuck you.
When I was in the woods I met a group of hipsters. I hate hipsters. They think they are so cool. So I killed them all with my scythe that I always carry on my back. It's black. I wear a long black jacket and fishnets on my arms. I always wear just black. I wear a black tanktop. I wear army boots that I painted black. I am very creative. Everything I do is black. I am also of course very inteligent. But I don't like telling people too much information because then they will know I am very smart and most likely will ask me for help. I don't help people. I make their lives miserable.
Here is a compilation of my todays ritual. My ritual consists of me running around in circles and kicking things. While I do that I shout GOD HAV THER PROTEKT IN HEVEN!!! over and over. It is very inspirational and annoys god so I make sure I do it all the time. I cast that chant while I sleep. I never sleep.

I am extremely evil. I drive a black car with what I drive people over. I only do drugs that are black. If they are not I paint them black because I am creative. 
I am the child of Darkness, spawn of satan, the ungodly spirit.. I am Black Darkness Forsaken Soul 666.