Professional body-painting.

I am an artist and therefore I like to express myself in all ways possible. I used to like express myself by being a very deep goth but now that era is over and now I am a professional body-painter. I have a diploma and I've body-painted a lot of stars, for example, Johnny Depp, Kristen Stewart(Since she always looked very depressed I was asked to paint a big smile on her face for the red carpet), Avril Lavigne(When she was in her gothic/emo/sadstory times), Lady Gaga(self-explanatory), Nicki Minaj and Nicolas Cage. I have a lot of diplomas and I've finished a lot of make-up school, so much that I have lost count at 0. As my hobby I mostly do a lot of make-up tutorials on Youtube(You know me very well, I am the most subscribed channel) and also am asked constantly to do make-up for the Bollywood stars.
What makes me special is that I do not spend my money on some fancy professional tools. I paint with my fingers and I use only natural colours(Except for Nicki Minaj and Lady Gaga, they're crazy for unnatural colours if you couldn't tell.)
Since I am extremely well known all around the world and I get calls 27/4 for job requests and weddings and everything I charge for quite a bit of money but since this is the time when I come out of the closet on my blog I'll give all my followers a discount of  1% and you also get a gift that contains an envelope in which there is a paper signed by me that you kindly give that 1% discount back to me because I am such a kind person.
Now, that we have gone thru the description, let's start the pricing and examples!

This is a picture in my luxurious studio located in California and in this picture you can see what I can do. My talent is overflowing in this one and makes you want to have this natural post-apocalyptic look yourself! The natural browns, ochres and pinks blend in well with your skin colour and doesn't stand out, people will look at you and think Who is that gorgeous natural looking lady?
I call this look "The stalking Cougar" and it's your permanently only for 900.000.003 $

This look will make your inner Rockstar ooze out of your pores as you drive in your red Lamborghini playing Nickelback and moshpiting the crap out of yourself.
This crazy look I call "Crashing Crackhead" and it will be yours only for 822.499.999 $! But wait! There's more! If you email me your bank details I will only charge it you for 822.499.998 and only take all of your money on your bank account!

This seasonal "It's okay! I got to the other side of the border" mexican look will bring all the boys to the yard and girls too if you're into that. Natural colours, will blend with all types of skin and I also added a taco essence to the paint, but you can also get the curry essence or the rice essence. It comes in all shapes and sizes!
This traditional look will be permanently yours for only  999.999.998$






Now all you have to do is decide which look you want and email me and we shall work out when you come over to my luxurious studio. As I said, I am located in California.
Here are some happy customer reviews:

"Wow, thanks to this amazing body-painting I can now smile with my mouth open even when I sleep!" Kristen Stewart

"ye all ye motha fokas yall b betta buy dis gurlz boday peint yall i sey! it on me permantnjkrk and ye all be gawdly shiat dawg! xoxo i beez in the trap ya stuped hoez she high as a motha foka starship fly dawg!" Nicki Minaj 

"Wubwbuwbuwbu WHEEEH BOOM SHOOUU OH MY GOD" Skrillex 

"10/10 would get my abs painted again" The guy who played Jacob in the Twilight series

Here are a few shots of my work in your every day life:

While doing your  everyday "Dangling dead from a shady attic with a saw in your hands"

While doing some safe housework!

Or when you get bored of your permanent painting and trying to chop your arm off with an axe while there's a watering can in the background and an extremely expsive and luxurious looking wall.